Time's almost up on your savings, amigo. ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
Hey there, As you watch that timer beat slowly . . . . . . rhythmically . . . . . . sensually (???) . . . . . . you feel an urge welling up inside you. An urge to satisfy certain desires. Intense desires. Primal desires. You know what I'm talking about. Stuff like . . . - Boosting your energy, strength, and intensity to hit new PRs (with our pre-workout Pulse).
- Speeding up your metabolism and amplifying the power of your body's fat-burning machinery (with our fat burners Phoenix and Forge).
- Enhancing your physical performance, heart health, blood flow, insulin sensitivity, cognition, immune function, longevity, and more (with our multivitamin Triumph).
Oh shucks, now I'm swooning. *eyebrow waggle* Okay so what I'm getting at is this: You can still claim BOGO 50% savings on everything in our store, but not for much longer—once that timer hits zero, the discounts disappear. So, click here to get in on the fun before it's too late: Do it. You know you want to. IT'S YOUR DESTINY. Mike P.P.S. Three pro-tips for maximum savings: 2. Sign up for our rewards program and you'll instantly get 3% cash back on your entire order to apply toward your next purchase (you'll save an additional 3%). 3. Use our pay-over-time options Sezzle, Paypal Pay in 4, or Klarna to stock up bigly and pay later, in four equal and interest-free installments over six weeks (and with no impact to your credit). | | | | |
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